The band Rehab -- most popular for the "Bartender Song" -- will perform at Amos' Southend on Friday. Tickets are $15 in advance, $18 at the door.
I've got two free tickets to the show, plus a T-shirt (size medium) for whoever e-mails me the best "guy walks into a bar" joke by 5 p.m. today.
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8 comments:
WOW a band with one hit what a great show that would be and to be honest I really really hate the one song the do have.
No thanks.
Is this some kind of joke? I say keep it in-house and give to the laid off Observer employees.
haha Anonymous. One 'mainstream' hit. They've had a huge following for years. I went to their first show over 3 years ago at Amos' just having heard of them and that place was PACKED! They are great so don't think just because they haven't been on the radio means they are new.
... who?
Blind Man
A blind man walks into a bar with a seeing-eye dog. When the blind man reaches the center of the bar, he snatches the dog up by his collar and starts swinging him around and around.
The bartender speaks up and says "Hey what the hell are you doing?"
The blind man says, "Just taking a look around.."
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that."
The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."
And the winner is Robert Friedman with this joke:
A man from North Carolina goes into a bar in New England. He asks the bartender, "Did you go to Harvard?" The bartender says, "Yale." The North Carolinan says, "DID YOU GO TO HARVARD?"
Congrats, Robert. And thanks to everyone who played.
The Anon jokes were better
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